samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

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gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

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animatedtext:

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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prguitarman:

madisonelawrence:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

oh this is a glorious mess AHHAHAH

What

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whatnope:

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

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